Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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