chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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