Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
i now understand why vodka
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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