We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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