i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
