Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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