Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
