No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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