I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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