Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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