I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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