He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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