he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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