Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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