He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Randomize
