He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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