the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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