just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
