i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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