jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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