i can't believe i had my finger in that
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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