Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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