Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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