They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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