i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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