Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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