Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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