she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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