Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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