He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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