I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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