Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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