looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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