the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You dont lie about slip and slides
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize