And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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