so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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