U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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