it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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