Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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