I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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