if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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