You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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