dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
can u get pink eye on your cock?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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