FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Randomize
