i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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