Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
We need a shit load of segways right now
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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