Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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