I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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