have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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