I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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