My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
