Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
