you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
