If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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